driving

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
>left
>and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
>with
>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I
>looked
>away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over
>in my
>lane, still working on that darn makeup!!!
>
>It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
>donut
>out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out
>the
>car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
>away
>from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED
>AN
>IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
>
>DARN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!