Bumper / car stickers

Anyone got some good ones?

I spotted this one on a car on the Geelong road last Sunday..... EASTER sunday!:D

JESUS protect me
from your followers!

My old man's got "I'd rather be an old fart than a young dickhead".

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Had the friendlies turn up at my front door on Saturday Morning. Blah, Blah "What do you think of this weekend?"

I told them quite politly that I thought it is now a huge corporate wank that has the sole purpose of selling more chocolate which in turn will probably (and did) make my kids go psycho on the sugar hi, not interested and sod off!! That shut them up.

I have found my tolerance for religion waning over the last little while and these https://www.ubeaut.biz/wanker.gif(wankers) turning up at my door harrassing me just ##### me off even more https://www.ubeaut.biz/grrr.gif

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Originally Posted by Wood Butcher

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Had the friendlies turn up at my front door on Saturday Morning. Blah, Blah "What do you think of this weekend?"

I told them quite politly that I thought it is now a huge corporate wank that has the sole purpose of selling more chocolate which in turn will probably (and did) make my kids go psycho on the sugar hi, not interested and sod off!! That shut them up.

I have found my tolerance for religion waning over the last little while and these https://www.ubeaut.biz/wanker.gif(wankers) turning up at my door harrassing me just ##### me off even more https://www.ubeaut.biz/grrr.gif

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Simple solution, invite them in then ask them if they would like to join the church of satan, you will never see them again, and the look on their faces is priceless

Hey whoa there you blody hijackin' mongrels...... I wanted Bumper stickers not just anti religious idiot rants...... give me some fun sticker sayins'!

Saw a great postcard in the airport as we were leaving for US last year and just had to have it. Postcard now resides on the wall behind my desk has a pic of JC on it and the inscription:

Jeaus is coming.......... LOOK BUSY!
I love it. https://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif
Beaut reckons I'll burn in hell for having it https://www.ubeaut.biz/bum.gif
https://www.ubeaut.biz/fireman.gifAh well that could be a new and exciting experience. https://www.ubeaut.biz/FIREdevil.gif

Passed a sign yesterday reads

Jesus is the answer

and have spent all day wondering what the question is :confused:

Seen this on a few cars recently:

http://www.ubeaut.com.au/ausflag3.gif IF YOU DON'T LOVE IT... LEAVE!

"Tasmania - 1/2 million people, and 13 last names... " :p

CATS! LOVE 'EM!
or push 'em to the side of your plate

Best one I have seen recently was a Snap on sticker on the back of a car.

http://woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/...1&d=1145459404

Had me laughing for a goodly time.

Yes, I am deprived of humour here, aside from the day to day things that are funny, but not in a ha ha way...

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Originally Posted by Christopha

Hey whoa there you blody hijackin' mongrels...... I wanted Bumper stickers not just anti religious idiot rants...... give me some fun sticker sayins'!

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Fine here's a few I've seen and a couple piccys of stickers.

"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"

"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"

"Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die!"

gday

ask me how to microwave cats for fun and profit

had that on the doors of a little truck years ago got me in lotsa trouble

oohroo
shep

On the front of a big rig

"Debt Propelled"

Have a mate who moonlights as a stand up comedian....could be on this board.:rolleyes: ..anyway, he wanted to get this sticker made up but I don't think it would have been too well received:

"So many English Backpackers...and Ivan's in jail"

Lost your cat?

Check my tyres.