quick thinking

An old farmer had a secluded dam on his property surrounded by a grove of fruit trees. it was his habit to go for a walk to the dam of an afternoon with a bucket to gather some fresh fruit.

One day on the way to the dam, he heard female voices coming from the direction of the dam. As he emerged from the grove of fruit trees the old farmer observed that there were three very attractive female trespassers skinny-dipping in his dam!!!!!

He called out to the ladies, announcing that this was his dam and that they were trespassing and should leave immediately.

The three ladies were at this stage huddling in the deep end of the dam and one of them replied that they would not leave till the farmer had gone as they did not want him to see them naked.

The old farmer held up his bucket and replied "I'm not here to see you naked, I'm here to feed my crocodile" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D