Work-Place Idiot!!

-Idiot Story-

Those nasty work-place amputations can really hurt. Just ask 25-year-old William Bartron. Last week Bartron severed his hand clean off while working with a miter saw in a friend's basement. Apparently the pain was
so terrible that he tried to end his torment with a pneumatic nail gun. When he was finally found Bartron had at least a dozen 1-inch nails protruding from his head. Miraculously he survived. He underwent
emergency surgery to reattach the hand and was last reported in stable condition.