The migrant

The young migrant arrived in the USA to start a new life, he had been encouraged by his brother who had been there for a few years and told him of the opportunities.
In order to see his brother he had to catch a train from one side of the country to the other.
Upon his arrival his brother greeted him and asked how the trip was.
He said the trip was not good, 'first I get onna da train and the guard say to me you cannot bringa your chickens, I getta rid ofa da chickens and then I light uppa da cigar, he tell me I canna not lighter uppa da cigar so I putta it out'.
'During the trip I meet a bootifulla girl and her name is Virginia, we getta on really well and when it getta dark I ask her iffa she want to come to my sleeper, she sezza yes and we go to my sleeper, things are a goin really well and the train slows down and a guard onna the platform shout out No forka Virginia, No forka Virginia'