Errol & Beryl

Errol's 90th birthday was coming up and Beryl asked 'what would you like for your birthday dear?'

Errol thought long and hard on this, when he had decided, he went to Beryl and proceeded to tell her what he wanted: ' I have had a good life my love and had every thing that I could possibly want. What I would like to do before I pass on is to try one of the ladies at the whore house down the road, it does not mean that I have not been satisfied with you or don't love you (he reassures Beryl) its just that I have always wondered what it is like to have my way with another woman'.

Beryl considers this and consents on one condition, that he tells her what it was like.

So Errol's birthday comes along and Beryl after some research gives him some money and Errol puts on his slippers and shuffles along with his zimmer frame. After some hours he stagers home happy and Beryl asks her question 'What was it like dear?'

Errol says that it was nothing exciting but that the lady did something that really got him going.

What was that dear? asks Beryl.

She moaned says Errol

Would you like me to moan says Beryl

OK says Errol

Lets do it now says Beryl

No I am a bit tired lets do it later says Errol

So they have dinner do the dishes and watch a little television, then of to bed they go

Errol and Beryl are going at it when Beryl says:

Would you like me to moan now dear?

No not yet

Five minutes later how about now dear?

No not yet I will let you know when






Not yet





Not yet




Quick moan now dear



Well I had a bugger of a day first the washing machine broke down and then............

:eek: Just had a mental picture of me Mum and Dad at it

EEEKKKKKKK!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

What a great joke, I nearly fell off my chair laughing.