New Uni course.

Do you know anybody who needs to do this course, I cant.

MA DEGREE FOR MEN
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of
you should be interested in:
Becoming a Husband
That's right! In just six trimesters, you too can be a great husband as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR

Fall Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 Women Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook I
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your! Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fanning the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her


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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

Waste of time and money...no mention of Plastic rejection syndrome!
cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

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Johnno

Sorry I couldn't help myself.

A course for women.

Bimbo 1 MA401 Yes you do need to put petrol in your car.
Bimbo 2 MA402 Why water in your radiator is a must in summer.
In-laws 1 MA321 Why the sun doesn’t shine out of your mums a&%.
In-laws 2 MA322 Why your sister is annoying.
Truth MA234 Learning to admit when you’re wrong
Shopping 1 MA679 Why men sit on the shop floor when they’ve had a FLAMING GUT FULL.
Shopping 2 MA678 How to purchase clothes in under an hour.
Bathroom MA776 How not to fumigate the bathroom with ½ can of hair spray.
Anger MA999 Why men get extremely when you misuse their tools.
Driving 1 MA123 Learning to keep your mouth shut.
Driving 2 MA124 Learning how to leave the radio alone.

Best I could do a short notice.

THis is fair dinkum, there is a degree (BA) in Womens Issues available from that famous lefty uni Latrobe (Guess who went to Melbourne) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif