how many can you count

I once took a sex education class in college and a funny
thing happened one day.

The professor arrived and said we'd be discussing
positions that day and asked us how many positions did
we know. I sat there too embarassed to speak but one gal
a couple of seats over said, "Twelve."

The professor nodded approval but as he got ready to
call on another hand there was a loud call from the far
back row of the 150 seat auditorium, "A hundred and one."

The little professor looked over his thick glasses but
couldn't make out who had spoken. Finally he called on
a fellow down in the front row who replied, "Seven."

And once again from the very back was heard, "A hundred
and one."

Finally he called on a very shy lady sitting next to
me. At first she acted like she wasn't going to
answer. Finally she said, "Only one sir."

And the professor said, "Well young lady that is
unusual. And what position would that be?"

"With the man on top and woman on the bottom," she
replied.

And from the back of the room came that same voice, "A
hundred and two!"