Horthers

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend, who tells him, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over.

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouf?"

So the owners picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouf, can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's eyes. "Ok, what about the eearth?"

Now the owner is getting , but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears. "OK, finally, can I see her twat?" With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's vagina, then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awownd?