VIRUS WARNING:

VIRUS WARNING:

There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of
"work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their
social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If you
do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to
purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "Sorry...I'm off
to the pub". The "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply> lift the document and
drag the "work" to your Recycle Bin. Put on your coat and skip to the
nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer. After repeating
this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any
relevance to you.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already
corrupted your life.