Actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
She then noticed a young man smiling at her and she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested for molesting her.

The case came before the court; the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply proceeded along the following lines:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins". Then she moved under one that read "Sloan's Liniment to Remove Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under the shaving
advertisement which read "William's Stick Did the Trick".
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"

The case was dismissed.