doggy joke

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and
began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a
parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would
name a Rotweiller Jesus..."