Apologies if it's been posted before.
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Apologies if it's been posted before.
Very good - and true.
Say it with flowers - give her a triffid
Many years ago annd not long after i was married, as a spontaneous romantic gesture i bought my wife a bunch of flowers on the way home from work. I handed them over to her and gave her a kiss.
I got no "thank-you" or any sort of positive response at all. She started to grill me about what i had done to make me feel guilty enough to buy her flowers. needless to say i didnt buy her another bunch of flowers till the day of her funeral http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
That's a bit sad mate...
MMm i spose so, im over it, you have met jools, she would never do that. im happy, she is happy, we live in the present, not the pastQuote:
Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
I have no problems. SWMBO has hay fever so I can NOT buy her flowers or I get sneezed on.:rolleyes:
She does not like chocolates.
She does not drink.
She does not need any more cloths.
She likes GOLD 22crt min.:eek: (Asian)
One anniversary, on the way home from work, I bought a nice bunch of flowers and a small gift. Being young'n'stupid(er) at the time, I dropped into the local for 5 mins... and I'm sure you can guess most of the rest. :rolleyes: After closing time as I staggered down the road (no license at the time. Good ol' days? HA!) I remembered the flowers'n'stuff but by the time I got back to the pub the doors were well'n'truly shut. So I made a quick detour to the local cemetary and... well... "borrowed" a bunch.
Pity I was too sozzled to see they must've been there for a week or two.
Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night. :o
Spectacular stuff-up mate :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
One can imagine :p :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Once!Quote:
Originally Posted by doug the slug
She started in...
I took the flowers and walked back out the door. Tossed the flowers in the trash. Walked back in and made myself a Martini.
Ain't happened again. :mad: