The benefits of being a bloke. Part 1

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14th March 2001, 03:49 AM
Terry Porter

The benefits of being a bloke. Part 1

Your **** is never a factor in a job interview

The garage is all yours

Car mechanics tell you the truth

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

Wrinkles add character

One mood, ALL the time

You can go to a public toilet without a support group

If you are 34 and still single nobody notices

The same hairstyle lasts for years, if not decades

Your belly usually hides your big hips

You have freedom of chioce concerning growing a moustache

The world is your urinal

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