One Nation

Eight ways to tell if you should vote One Nation:

1 You think the stock market has a fence around it

2 You believe Year 10 was the best six years of your life

3 You stare at an orange-juice container because it says "concentrate"

4 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader

5 You go to a family reunion looking for a date

6 You think the billboard "Say no to crack" means to pull up your jeans

7 You've refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit
was
snubbed for best picture

8 You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy