>>A guy goes to the local Government Recruitment Centre to apply for
>>a job.
>>The interviewer asks him, " Have you been in the service?" "Yes,"
>>he says.
>>"I was in Korea for three years."
>>
>>The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points towards your
>>employment application" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any
>>way?" The
>>guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
>>testicles off."
>>
>>The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
>>hours
>>are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
>>10:00
>>A.M."
>>
>>The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
>>4:00 PM
>>then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
>>
>>" This is a government job" the interviewer says, "For the first
>>two hours
>>we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in
>>for
>>that"
