How to tell the weather

HOW TO TELL THE WEATHER

To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad
weather.

Sincerely, The CAT

Or the trusted piece of string, if it's wet it's raining, if it's dry it's not. If it's swinging around it's windy et al.

[This message has been edited by Iain (edited 16 October 2000).]