Chap was stranded on a desert island, yes I know, you've heard it before, and the ubiquitous fairy godmother appears on the scene and grants him two wishes with the understanding that he cannot leave the island.
He thinks long and hard and comes up with a request for a case of ice cold champagne and the best woman in the world............POOF(?) and an ice cold case of Bollinger appears with Mother Theresa standing beside it.
