pussy gone begging

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on the front porch,reflecting on her long life,when all of a sudden,a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well now,"say's the old lady,"I guess I would like to be really rich."POOF! her rocking chair turns to solid gold."And, gee,I guess I woudn't mind being a young, beautiful woman."POOF! she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?"asked the fairy gopdmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them."Ooh can you change him into a handsome young man and make him my husband?"she asks.
POOF! There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone she could posssibly imagine.She stares at him smitten.
With a smile that makes her knees weak,he saunters over to her and whispers in her ear,"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."


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Johnno