A strange bird the cuckoo
perched upon the grass
wings neatly folded
beak up his **** (rhymes with grass Neil)
In this strange position
he murmurs 'twit twit'
cause it's bloody hard to cuckoo
with a beak full of **** (Rhymes with twit)
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A strange bird the cuckoo
perched upon the grass
wings neatly folded
beak up his **** (rhymes with grass Neil)
In this strange position
he murmurs 'twit twit'
cause it's bloody hard to cuckoo
with a beak full of **** (Rhymes with twit)
Ah, Yes. I see.
The **** words are PASS and SPIT. That was too easy.
Actually I thought it was Glass and Grit.
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"
Iain
See if you can work this one out.
Iain, (Gods gift to women)
Loved a lady banker.
But she didn't love him back,
Because she thought he was a ****** (rhymes with wanker) Matter of fact!
By the way, neither I nor my associate Knuckles have penile envy. We have both done time in penal institutions and do not envy any one who has to go there. Lucky we are both well hung Sicillian studs with big cahoonas and good connections. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif
The Don http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif
There is no such thing as the Mafia and I will wack anyone who says there is.
Another bloody insomniac!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
Don. Maybe you don't have penile envy, but with a statement like this,you sure as hell are in denial and a complete wacker.Quote:
"There is no such thing as the Mafia and I will wack anyone who says there is."
Go see a shrink mate.
Neil - Don't mind the poetry though.
Why is it the women in this forum have no sense of humour, must be social workers!
Neil
Yous should remember that yous aint a made man like me and yous should not talk to The Don like that. He is a very powerful man and one who yous should be keeping on the good side of.
We have bote been going to a shrink since we got out of the pen. The poetry was her idea. That and the fact that we should bote stop watching the Soprano's, because it was losely based upon the life of the Don and myself and it gave us issues. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
A Poem
The Don, is the God Farder,
As any one can see,
But when yous mudders him off,
The wacking's done by me.
By Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
I aint gonna wack yous this time but if yous keep on with casting asperzions on the Don I will keep coming back and posting more of my poetry, and I'll nice yous to death. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif
[This message has been edited by knuckles (edited 01 October 2000).]