The Gladiator (bit like me)

Biggus Dickus was thrust into the arena with the promise that he would deflower 500 vestal virgins. The crowd roared and Biggus Dickus went to work, 300 virgins in the first 20 minutes, another 100 in the next half hour. The pace starts to slow and it took another hour to deflower the next 50.
Over the next 4 hours he deflowers 49 vestal virgins and he is approaching number 500 when he hads a massive coronary and dies.
The crowd are outraged and start to boo and hiss, the agent comes out and offers an apology, 'I am terribly sorry, I don't know what went wrong, he went OK at rehearsals this morning'

NB. What does a woman say after expewriencing a multiple orgasm?
Thankyou Iain. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Iain (edited 13 September 2000).]

What a wanker!

A little penile envy from knuckles?
Mr Freud (and students) would enjoy a session of analysis exploring the depths of self gratification from those who pass the comment but are generally the perpetrator of such actions and statements.
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