Jesus at the pub

An American, Englishman and Australian were at the pub enjoying a drink when they saw a figure at the bar wearing a long white robe and with long hair and a beard.
An enquiry was made with the barman who told them it was Jesus having a quiet ale.
The American was impressed and bought a bottle of top quality bourbon and had the barman give it to him. The Englishman did the same but with a bottle of single malt and the Australian with a slab of Tooheys Blue.
Jesus was suitably impressed and approached the group and placed his hand on the Americans neck, thankyou cried the American, my neck was so sore from a riding accident years ago and now it is better. He touched the Englishman on the leg and he exclaimed, thankyou, it does not hurt anymore and is not stiff from a shooting accident years ago. He approached the Australian with an extended hand and was greeted with ' off mate, I'm on workcover'.

[This message has been edited by Iain (edited 10 August 2000).]