Irish Sailors

The Irish Sailors.....

Two Irish seamen, Patrick & Michael were adrift in a lifeboat
following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the lifeboat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old
lamp. (don't get too far ahead of me)
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.

This particular genie however, stated that he could only deliver ONE
wish, not the standard THREE. (see what I meant?)
Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness beer!"

The genie clapped his hands together with a deafening crash, and
immediately, the entire ocean turned into the finest brew ever sampled
by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness
as the two men considered their circumstances.
Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick, whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment he spoke;
"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."