For the Poms...

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. "

And the most British thing of all?

"Suspicion of anything foreign "

Being rich is:-
Living in an American house on the French Riviera, wearing Italian clothes, driving a German car, having a Japanese girlfriend and a Chinese cook.

And being young enough to enjoy the lot. ;)