My Daughter

A man was telling his mate over coffee, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army.


Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose."


"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?”


The father replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that. I'm paraphrasing a little. What she actually said was, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohamed. We're going to work together on Albo’s re-election campaign."