Never say this

Never say this to a naked lady!

I've had better!
How's ten bucks?
I'd rate you a 3.5!
Next time.... fake it!
Phew! I'm glad that's over!
You call that making love?!
You must hate gravity... huh?
I really love you Joan... uhhh,. Sue.
You're almost as sexy as my turtle!.
You mean, twice a month isn't enough!
I enjoyed every minute.... both of 'em!
You're a real dream girl... a nightmare!
So that's why they call it a miracle bra!.
You're ok... but your kid sister's better!
How long does it take for you to defrost?
You're still beautiful dear, just a little pruny!
That was the best sex I had since my sheep died!
Here's your birthday present... a strong deodorant!
Can I put my truck in your garage? You mean your bike?