Wife!!!

My work had a function to where everyone was invited, including partners.
Having introduced my partner to everyone, I left to get a drink for us.
The Office lady was talking to my partner, and asked her if she was my wife,
As I got closer, my partner replied, looking at me with a sheepish grin,
"You didn't tell me you had a wife!!!!"

When I first got married, I enjoyed all the outdoor things,
fishing, hunting, motorbike riding, camping, 4WDing.
I had a mountain of gear, sorting it out in the shed one day,
my wife, suggested that I should look at getting rid of some of this junk.
I replied, "You're starting to sound like my first wife!!"
She replied "You told me that you've never been married before?"
To which I replied "That's right!!!"

A few years later, I swapped a T shirt for my wife,
it was a bloody good swap..