Dominating women

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two
lines. One line for the men that dominated their
women on earth and the other line for the men that
were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the
women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked,
the women are gone and there are two lines. The line
of the men that were dominated by their women was
100 miles long, and in the line of men that
dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were
all whipped by your mates. Look at the only,one of
my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the
only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me
to stand here."