Where can i shop now?

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."


Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.


After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.


Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.


They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors. Man I hate this getting older stuff.