Heart problems.

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctorto see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor
recommended a heart transplant.
The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any
hearts immediately available, considering that money was
no object.
"I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "
The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic,
swimmer, with a great diet.
He hit his head on the swimming pool and died.
It's $100,000.
The second is from a marathon runner, 24 years old,
great condition, very strong.
He got hit by a bus.
It's $150,000.
The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker,
and a steak lover.
It's $500,000."
"Hey, why is that heart so expensive?
He lived a terrible life!"
"Yeah, but it's from a lawyer and never been used."
Have a lovely day everyone,
Rgds,
Crocy.