Hameed

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco.


None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy, Hameed" .


One day Hameed's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.


The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town.


25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform......


Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.


When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died .


The last thing she saw was dumb Hameed, now working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover .


Don't tell me you thought Hameed was a bloody doctor!!

OMG Kryn, you got me with that one��
Rgds,
Crocy.

In Moscow, a man goes into a newsagents every day, buys the morning paper, looks at the front page then throws it away.Eventually, it's all too much for the newsagent, so he asks the man why he does it.
"I'm checking for an obituary." the man replies"
Don't be silly", says the newsagent, "the obits aren't even on the front page."

"The one I'm looking for will be." says the man.