The Flask

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17th November 2021, 10:43 PM
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The Flask

Paddy walks into the site office carrying a flask.

Murphy asks "What have you got there then?"

Paddy replies "Tis a new flask"

Murphy responds "What's it do then?"

Paddy; "It keeps hot tings hot and cold tings cold"

Murphy: "What's in it then?"

Paddy: "Two cups of coffee and an ice cream"

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