How do you ...

How do you make a cat sound like a formula one car?











Freeze it and feed it through your table saw http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ub/shocked.gif

Richard
(yes, the siamese is being a pain the neck again)

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The above 'joke' is in gross bad taste and the perpetrator shall be punished http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...gclub/rant.gif

SHADOW

Sorry boys, 'live bait' hijacked my keyboard.

Richard
hang on while I put some bandages on these scratches :(

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Don't believe it sunshine. Next time I'm going for the jugular http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...gclub/rant.gif

Would you believe he wouldn't let me have any of those fish he caught the other week? The man is a disgrace. An utter disgrace :mad:

SHADOW

Flamin' cat. I'm going to trim his claws ... as soon as I find the axe.

Oops, there's the ambulance. Copya later boys

Richard

I was told that as half a matched pair of jokes:

Q "How do you make a dog sound like a cat?"
A "Freeze and tablesaw as above"

Q "How do you make a cat sound like a dog?"
A "Dip in petrol, then throw a lighted match, and 'Woof'!":eek:

Disclaimer:
Of course I'm horrified at myself for posting this, and would never do such a thing, no encourage it. I merely appreciated the neat symmetry of the two jokes.

Cheers,
Andrew

Cheer him up and turn him into a dog.

Just pour petrol on him and light a match!!!!! Wooooof!!!!!!!!

beat me too it lol.

or take a dog up to the top of the Rialto and throw him off,

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!

What does a 200lb (American units??????) mouse say??????


Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.


A 200lb Cocatoo???


Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!!!!!!

:)

Iain will probably give you all a reddy for posting those about cats like he did to me for my post "For the Cat Lovers"

writers block today Daddles ????????????????

I don't hate cats, just a mutual dislike for the furry little sods.
Crap all over my veges, exercise their conjugal rights under my bedroom window at 3.00am etc etc.

The neighbours think I have a cat trap because I don't like what they do in my garden. They borrow it for that reason.

But really I love cats.........casserole is best. :D