Oz vs Nz

Hillen Clarke, Prime Munister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken et 4am by the tiliphone.<O:p</O:p
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"Hillen, its the Hilth Munuster here. Sorry to bother you et thus hour bet there is an emergincy!<O:p</O:p
I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."<O:p</O:p
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PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
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Hilth Munuster: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad...<O:p</O:p
Brutain?..."

PM: "No chence!! The Poms wull have a field day on thus one!"<O:p</O:p
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Hilth Munuster: "What about Australia?"<O:p</O:p
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PM: "Maybe - bet we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."<O:p</O:p
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Hilth Munuster: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; tin unches long and eight unches thuck! Thit way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"<O:p></O:p>
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Helen calls little Johnny, who agrees to hulp the Kiwis out in their hour of need.<O:p</O:p
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Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.<O:p</O:p
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A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold.<O:p</O:p
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She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........<O:p</O:p
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MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM<O:p</O:p<O:p</O:p