A Golf Tail

A bloke is stretchered into casualty covered in bruises and with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. After the doctor has removed the club and dressed his wounds, he asks the bloke what had happened.
"I don't rightly know, Doc, " says the bloke. "The last thing I remember was playing golf with the lady wife. She teed off and sliced the ball straight into a neighbouring field of cows. I teed up and did exactly the same. So there we were, hacking around in this cow paddock looking for our balls when one of the cows flicked its tail and I caught a flash of white. I thought, 'It can't be' but went over and lifted the cow's tail and sure enough there was a ball lodged just beneath its tail. I remember holding the tail up and calling to the wife, 'Hey! This one looks like yours' and after that everything just went blank..."

Pete

pker is asking for photos! Are you trying to get me banned, mate?! :U

Couldn't find a photo of the tail-end so how's about this one instead?
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Pete

At first thought, it's not right. But after reading it definitely not a tale but rather a tail.
LOL