What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life,
Or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend,
my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men,

'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently,
and whispered,
'Self-raising, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy..........

...and that's when the fight started.:D

A few years back my asked if I knew her favorite flower. My answer was "Gold Medal" (a US brand). But I couldn't keep a straight face. I =t was then that my wife had been had and she started laughing.