In the Pub

An Irishman walks into a Pub and orders 2 pints of Guinness.
He then proceeds to pull a little green skinned man from his pocket and puts him on the counter.
An Englishman who's at the other end of the bar, (and had a few too many) goes, "HEY, what's that little green thing down there?"
The little green man runs down the bar towards the Englishman, and blows a raspberry right in his face.
He then runs back to the Irishman, the Englishman cleans his face, then goes "What the hell is that thing, anyway!"
The Irishman says "Have some respect, he's a Leprechaun."
Anyway, an hour or so later the Englishman is REALLY plastered. "Boy that Leprechaun is an UGLY little bugger!!" he says.
The Leprechaun runs down the bar again, and blows another raspberry, right in his face.
This time the Englishman is REALLY peeved, "Tell that Leprechaun if he does that again, I'll chop his willy off!" he says.
"You can't do that" says the Irishman, Leprechauns don't have willies"
"How do they pee then?"
"They don't, they blow raspberry's."

And I always thought there were no new jokes on the internet.😂😂😂

Because of that post, I have coffee up my nose.