The Toilet Seat

The other half has been onto me for months to redo the toilet seat, so I got out the urethane, mixed the hardener in with it and proceeded to paint it. I had to do a few errands when I finished, so left it as it was, because she said she would be out for most of the day, so after cleaning up I didn't bother to make a wet paint sign, as it would be dry by the time I got back.

In the mean time, she decided she'd had enough for the day and came home early. Feeling dirty and sticky from the drive across town, decided a nice hot shower would be the answer, but before that she decided a visit to the toilet was needed, so she proceeded to sit down and got stuck.

When I came home, I could hear the shrieking before I'd switched the car off. Raced to the Bathroom and there she was, well and truly stuck there. The only thing I could think of was to take her to the Hospital, so I undid the seat mounting bolts, wrapped a sheet around her and went to the Emergency Dept.
She, tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."