Theft!

Last weekend my neighbour laid out new rolls of turf in his front yard. By Monday morning it had been stolen.
Now he's wandering around looking forlorn.

Years ago, a Golf Coarse put up a perimeter chain wire fence which featured green plastic covering on the wire itself. The next day it was gone. They undid all the ties rolled it up and it was gone

Have you heard the story of the man who put his lawn mower on the nature strip while he went to the shed to get fuel for it.

It was gone when he got back!

My favourite is the New York bar owner who noticed his sales were down by a significant amount although his stock purchases remained about the same.
He knew there was some chicanery going on but, as his bar staff all knew him, he decided to hire a Private Eye to check the place out.
After a week, the PI reported to the owner that he'd visited the bar on numerous occasions and sat at the bar watching every move of the staff.
He couldn't spot anything iffy as every dollar that crossed the bar was paid into one of the three tills.
"Three tills?" the bar owner exploded. "I only installed two!"

Pete