Doctors Dilemma

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of their two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space...

Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr. Jones was a proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: *Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read *Schizoids & Hemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable.

They again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics* - no go.

Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*

- thumbs down again.

Then came.. *Minds and Behinds*

- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes*

-unacceptable again!

So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance

*Nuts and Butts* - no way

*Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good

*Loons and Moons* - forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & D. Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*

Everyone loved it!