Service explained

Service' explained !

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:



Banking 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Pay TV 'Service'
State & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Bureaucratic 'Service'



This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

Then I visited my uncle; he's a farmer, and he hired a bull to 'Service' his cows.

Suddenly it all became clear.
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us !

Ah, yes,

Banking 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Pay TV 'Service'
State & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Bureaucratic 'Service'

Allow me to add another layer of confusion;
The terms above are all examples of an oxymoron.