Lockdown

Owing to the length of this pandemic Ive run out of entertainment,
So I now send flowers to my neighbour David every Saturday morning with the message 'I miss you.'

then I go out onto my verandah and listen to his wife...........................

Jeez that's mean Tony.
A bit like the wife was singing in the house, so I'd sit on the front verandah, so the neighbours wouldn't think I was assaulting her.
Got that bored this week at home, I nearly did the housework!!!!