A few Funnies.

My wife sent me a text that said, "Your Great"

So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're great."

She's been walking around all day happy and smiling.

Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it????

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"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend Mike."

"Since when was Mike your best friend???"

"Since yesterday???"

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me???"

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Saw a flying saucer today.
It appeared right after the flying cup my wife threw at me.

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