Here's how the fight started

WIFE; I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
HUSBAND; Why not just throw them inn the Rubbish? That'd be much easier.
WIFE; But there are poor starving people out there who could really use all these clothes.
HUSBAND; Honey, anyone who can fit into your clothing is not starving.
The Husband is now recovering from a head injury.

My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?"
I texted back "NOO!"
My damn phone autocorrected my response to "MOO!"
Please send help!!


If a tree falls on your ex in the woods,
and no one is around to hear it,
You should probably still get rid of the Chainsaw


Walmart is opening Dental Offices in some of its stores.
There will be an express lane for people with 12 teeth or less!

Wallmart would be ok in Collingwood

"Does this make my butt look big?" is a trick question to which there is no correct answer. Just like "How old do you think I am?"

"I just hope your IQ is greater than your age?"