Ranch Inspection

One day a DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with the old rancher...
He tells the rancher..... "That he needs to inspect the ranch for any illicit crops"
The Rancher says, "OK, but don't go in that field over there", as he points out the location.......
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying,...
"Mister!!!! I have the authority of the Federal Government with me"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge, and proudly displays it to the rancher.
"See this badge!!!!! This badge means I'm allowed to got where ever I wish, on any land, NO questions asked, or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand??"
The rancher nods politely, appologises and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams, and sees the DEA Officer running for his life,
being chased by the farmers Santa Gertrudis Bull, with every step, the bull is gaining ground on the Officer,
and it seems likely that he'll be gored before he reaches safety.....
The Officer is clearly terrified...........
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs,
"Your badge!!.. Show him your badge!!!!!!"