I dare you

How about this for a joke.

Place an advert in the local rag on the lonely hearts page.

Centurion male available likes nights in and out etc.
place your own mobile telephone number for calls.

The day the announcement is to appear ask your office mate to look after your mobile telephone for you as you have a conference on and if he would take your calls. (tell him if he makes any calls on your mobile he would be expected to pay)




I dare you ;)

better still , sneak his phone when he's not looking and phone 1-500- grannies and trannies at $5.50 p/m .
Oh and just leave it connected , don't hang up .

Rick thats nasty but funny!