The Salesman

A young couple have just purchased a very remote and very run down cattle station in the middle of nowhere and are frantically trying to get the place up to scratch.
Hubby is a days ride away fixing fences whilst the wife is trying to get the homestead to some sort of liveable state when there is a knock on the door.
Standing at the door is a vacuum cleaner salesman who goes straight into his pitch. "Lady, I am here to sell you the Mickey Mouse, u-beaut, spot on, Super Dooper, 100% ducks nuts vacuum cleaner".
"Sorry, don't need one thank you" is the wife's reply.
Totally unfazed, the sales rep explains that he has travelled over 4 hours to get to the property and is adamant that she needs to see the Mickey Mouse, u-beaut, spot on, Super Dooper, 100% ducks nuts vacuum cleaner in action.
Once again the wife replies "sorry don't need one thank you"
Without hesitation, the sales rep picks up an empty bucket off the verandah, wanders down to the cattle yards and scoops up a load of cow manure . Then proceeds to walk straight in the front door and pours the cow manure all over the living room carpet.
The sales rep assures the now freaking out wife that all is ok and that what ever manure the Mickey Mouse, u-beaut, spot on, Super Dooper, 100% ducks nuts vacuum cleaner does not pickup " I will eat".
"Better go and find you some tomato sauce then" replies the wife.
"Power wont be on until next week".