Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by
a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.
They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe, fortunately it did not cause any serious internal
injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the
left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?"
And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.
