Wife to drunk Husband

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20th May 2019, 09:04 PM
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Wife to drunk Husband

Wife to Drunk Husband, "From now on, if your lips touch liquor, you will never touch mine!!!"

Husband "AWWWWWWWWWW"

Wife, "Now what are you thinking??"

Husband, "Deciding.............."

Wife "Deciding on what?????"

Husband, "18 year old Scotch or 50 year old Lips!!!!!!!"
21st May 2019, 08:53 AM
AlexS

How about 18 y.o.lips and 50 y.o. Scotch?
21st May 2019, 12:08 PM
rustynail

At 72 you would be punching well outside your weight.
21st May 2019, 05:03 PM
Crunchie

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustynail

At 72 you would be punching well outside your weight.

I don't know - What is wrong with only being 22 years older than your scotch?
21st May 2019, 11:18 PM
AlexS

As the saying goes...'Catch 'em young and teach 'em tricks.'

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