Thirsty truckie

A truckie passing through town on a weekend evening spots a dance in the local hall and thinks it might have drinks on sale. At the door in his shorts, singlet and thongs, the bouncer days "sorry, need a sleeved shirt". Truckie returns with the top half of his dirty overalls on, cut at the waist. Bouncer says, need long trousers. Truckie is back wearing the bottom half of said dirty overalls. Bouncer says need a tie. Truckie, not to be kept away from the bar returns with a pair of jumper leads round his neck.
"Mate, you're persistent" says the bouncer, "I'll let you in but don't start anything".

groan

Very good...

Al

I think that is one of those stories that would prompt a chorus of "dad joke" from my children: Not that it would stop me.

Regards
Paul